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ted: Season 2 (2026)

  • Episodes: 8
  • Premiered March 5, 2026

It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).

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Episodes

  1. Talk Dirty to Me

    Episode 1 · · 34m

    Talk Dirty to Me

    John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.

    8.0
  2. Mrs. Robicheck

    Episode 2 · · 34m

    Mrs. Robicheck

    Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

    8.2
  3. Dungeons & Dealers

    Episode 3 · · 31m

    Dungeons & Dealers

    John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

    8.0
  4. The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

    Episode 4 · · 37m

    The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

    Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

    7.6
  5. The Sword in the Stoned

    Episode 5 · · 33m

    The Sword in the Stoned

    John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

    8.0
  6. Roe v. Weed

    Episode 6 · · 32m

    Roe v. Weed

    Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

    7.7
  7. Susan Is the New Black

    Episode 7 · · 33m

    Susan Is the New Black

    Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

    7.8
  8. Fraudcast News

    Episode 8 · · 33m

    Fraudcast News

    John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.

    7.9
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