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Spooner's Patch

Spooner's Patch: Series 3 (1982)

  • Episodes: 7
  • Premiered April 14, 1982

Episodes

  1. The Big Match

    Episode 1 · · 30m

    The Big Match

    Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

  2. The Lock-Up

    Episode 2 · · 30m

    The Lock-Up

    Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

  3. Finders, Keepers...!

    Episode 3 · · 30m

    Finders, Keepers...!

    Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

  4. The Sting

    Episode 4 · · 30m

    The Sting

    Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

  5. Suffer the Little Children...

    Episode 5 · · 30m

    Suffer the Little Children...

    Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

  6. Vote, Mrs Cantaford

    Episode 6 · · 30m

    Vote, Mrs Cantaford

    Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.

  7. Police Intelligence

    Episode 7 · · 30m

    Police Intelligence

    Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.

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