Seinfeld: Season 3 (1991)

Episodes

1. 

   Episode 1 · September 18, 1991 · 22m

   The Note

   Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.

   7.2
2. 

   Episode 2 · September 25, 1991 · 22m

   The Truth

   George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.

   7.7
3. 

   Episode 3 · October 2, 1991 · 22m

   The Pen

   Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.

   7.6
4. 

   Episode 4 · October 9, 1991 · 22m

   The Dog

   Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.

   7.2
5. 

   Episode 5 · October 16, 1991 · 22m

   The Library

   A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.

   8.1
6. 

   Episode 6 · October 30, 1991 · 22m

   The Parking Garage

   Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.

   8.2
7. 

   Episode 7 · November 6, 1991 · 22m

   The Cafe

   While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.

   7.7
8. 

   Episode 8 · November 13, 1991 · 22m

   The Tape

   George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.

   8.4
9. 

   Episode 9 · November 20, 1991 · 22m

   The Nose Job

   Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.

   7.6
10. 

    Episode 10 · November 27, 1991 · 23m

    The Stranded

    Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.

    7.5
11. 

    Episode 11 · December 4, 1991 · 23m

    The Alternate Side

    Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.

    7.7
12. 

    Episode 12 · December 11, 1991 · 22m

    The Red Dot

    An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.

    7.9
13. 

    Episode 13 · January 8, 1992 · 23m

    The Subway

    A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.

    7.8
14. 

    Episode 14 · January 15, 1992 · 23m

    The Pez Dispenser

    Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.

    8.0
15. 

    Episode 15 · January 29, 1992 · 23m

    The Suicide

    A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.

    7.4
16. 

    Episode 16 · February 5, 1992 · 23m

    The Fix-Up

    Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.

    8.2
17. 

    Episode 17 · February 12, 1992 · 23m

    The Boyfriend (1)

    Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.

    8.2
18. 

    Episode 18 · February 12, 1992 · 23m

    The Boyfriend (2)

    Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.

    7.6
19. 

    Episode 19 · February 26, 1992 · 23m

    The Limo

    Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.

    8.5
20. 

    Episode 20 · March 4, 1992 · 23m

    The Good Samaritan

    Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.

    7.4
21. 

    Episode 21 · March 25, 1992 · 23m

    The Letter

    Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.

    7.5
22. 

    Episode 22 · April 22, 1992 · 23m

    The Parking Space

    George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.

    7.7
23. 

    Episode 23 · May 6, 1992 · 24m

    The Keys

    Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.

    8.0