8.2
TV
Acting
Bert Kreischer
- Born
- (age 53)
- Birthplace
- St. Petersburg, Florida, USA
- Credits
- 50 titles
Biography
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor.
In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life.
He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
Signature work
Known For
8.2
TV
7.8
TV
The Loud House
6.8
TV
Raw
5.7
Movie
The Machine
5.3
TV
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
5.1
TV
Late Night with Seth Meyers
6.6
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
7.2
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Secret Time
7.7
Movie
Bert Kreischer: The Machine
6.9
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
7.4
TV
Free Bert
5.4
TV
It's Florida, Man.
6.4
Movie
Bert Kreischer: Lucky
5.8
TV
Lights Out with David Spade
6.0
Movie
The Improv: 60 and Still Standing
5.0
TV
Go-Big Show
10.0
TV
Reality Bites Back
8.0
TV
Kill Tony
Acting credits 50
| Year | Title | Role |
|---|---|---|
| TBA | Homecoming Film | Bert |
| TBA | Kill Tony TV | (1 ep) |
| 2026 | Free Bert TV | Bert Kreischer (6 ep) |
| 2025 | Untold: The Liver King Film | Self (archive footage) |
| 2025 | Bert Kreischer: Lucky Film | Self |
| 2024 | It's Florida, Man. TV | Roy the Guard (1 ep) |
| 2024 | The Roast of Tom Brady Film | Self |
| 2024 | Dinner Time Live with David Chang TV | Self (2 ep) |
| 2024 | After Midnight TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2023 | New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash TV | Self (2 ep) |
| 2023 | The Improv: 60 and Still Standing Film | Self |
| 2023 | Dr Phil LIVE! TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2023 | The Machine Film | Bert |
| 2023 | The Roast of Bert Kreischer Film | Self |
| 2023 | Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle Film | Self |
| 2022 | The Jennifer Hudson Show TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2021 | Last Meals TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2021 | Snacked TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2021 | AEW: Dynamite Awards Film | Himself |
| 2021 | Go-Big Show TV | Self - Host (20 ep) |
| 2020 | Best of Stand-Up 2020 Film | Self |
| 2020 | The Cabin with Bert Kreischer TV | Self (5 ep) |
| 2020 | The Comedy Store TV | Self (5 ep) |
| 2020 | This Is Stand-Up Film | Self |
| 2020 | Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy Film | Self |
| 2020 | 2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve Film | Himself |
| 2019 | Straight Up Steve Austin TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2019 | Lights Out with David Spade TV | Self - Panelist (1 ep) |
| 2018 | Something's Burning TV | Himself (28 ep) |
| 2018 | Bert Kreischer: Secret Time Film | Himself |
| 2016 | Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary Film | Self |
| 2016 | Bert Kreischer: The Machine Film | Himself |
| 2016 | Bert Kreischer TV | (4 ep) |
| 2016 | The Loud House TV | Rip Hardcore (voice) (1 ep) |
| 2015 | Hot Ones TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2014 | Late Night with Seth Meyers TV | Self - Guest (1 ep) |
| 2012 | Trip Flip TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2012 | Good Mythical Morning TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 2010 | Conan TV | Self (2 ep) |
| 2010 | Bert the Conqueror TV | (26 ep) |
| 2009 | Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black Film | Self |
| 2009 | Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb Film | Self |
| 2008 | Cinderella Story TV | (6 ep) |
| 2008 | Reality Bites Back TV | (8 ep) |
| 2003 | Jay Mohr: My Turn Film | Bum on Street |
| 2003 | Jimmy Kimmel Live! TV | Self, Self - Guest (2 ep) |
| 2002 | The Shield TV | Alfred (1 ep) |
| 2002 | Never Mind the Buzzcocks TV | Self (1 ep) |
| 1999 | The X Show TV | (1 ep) |
| 1993 | Raw TV | (1 ep) |
Crew credits 9
| Year | Title | Job |
|---|---|---|
| TBA | Homecoming Film | Producer |
| 2026 | Free Bert TV | Executive Producer, Writer, Creator (6 ep) |
| 2025 | Bert Kreischer: Lucky Film | Writer |
| 2023 | The Improv: 60 and Still Standing Film | Writer |
| 2023 | The Machine Film | Executive Producer |
| 2023 | Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle Film | Writer |
| 2020 | Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy Film | Screenplay |
| 2018 | Bert Kreischer: Secret Time Film | Screenplay |
| 2016 | Bert Kreischer: The Machine Film | Writer |